homestuckcreepypasta:

“So yeah. This is Sadist Exdus my Homestuck troll oc yay!
Details:

Your name is Sadist Exodus.

You’re a who is mutant who hates the world because you don’t belong with your kind. You don’t have any friends yet even at the age of 6 sweeps old, which in stupid human terms 13 earth years. Your interests are rapping and going basically insane. Why are you insane you ask? When you were 1.38 sweeps old (3 earth years) being tested for experiments by the stupid highbloods. Then there was a radiation explosion! After that explosion you were mutated, lost your left arm and you had psychological problems. What are your psychological problems? Your problem is rainbow drinking and your insanity. You LOVE your battle axe. You carry your battle axe everywhere just in case your gonna get killed by highbloods or your just thirsty. But when your calm and not messed with you have swag.

Oh did I mention your anecestor is Tavros Nitram? You think hes the coolest dude you’ve ever met. You LOVE his rapping and robo legs which you think are sexy!

Blood/color- You’re a low blood and your blood color is a pale tan.

Friends- You only have one friend who is a cancer named, Linius Veonus. You have fights every now and then but your still btf (best troll friends)

Lusus- Your lusus is a Komodo dragon. Plus your lusus is still alive because you love him! :3

So yeah thats it….Hope you ppl like her!
Bye”

sadist is where it got me
interest is going insane ok then
I’m just really concerned about the hands
-dirk

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